Friday Funny – Technology

Some humor to launch into the weekend

  • I have a question.     =     I have 18 questions.
  • I’ll look into it.     =     I’ve already forgotten about it.
  • I tried my best.     =     I did the bare minimum.
  • Happy to discuss further.     =     Don’t ask me about this again.
  • No worries.     =     You really messed up this time.
  • Take care.     =     This is the last you’ll ever hear from me.
  • Cheers!     =     I have no respect for you or myself!

Before Google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries:

  • A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.”
  • “Who built the English Channel?”
  • “Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?”
  • “Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley 
Temple doll and a teddy bear.”
  • “Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?”

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