It’s baseball season here in the US. I used to enjoy baseball immensely when I was young, but the game has become a bit out of place in our fast-paced world. I do, however, enjoy getting out to the ball park once in a while. Here are some jokes about America’s Pastime.
(For those of you on the other side of the pond, you might be able to insert the word ‘cricket’ in these jokes where the word ‘baseball’ appears, although I’ve yet to figure out that sport.)
Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
Q: What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
A: Become an umpire.
Q: Why are frogs great outfielders?
A: They never miss a fly.