Top Ten Things Not to Do on National Margarita Day (Which is Today)

Check out this timely post from John Howell with the TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO ON NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY

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It is National Margarita Day today, and I would be remiss in allowing that kind of day to pass without providing some helpful advice. The top ten list won’t help prevent a time continuum disruption, but it might keep you out of jail.

Top Ten Things Not to Do on National Margarita Day © 2021

10 On Margarita Day, do not begin the celebrations with breakfast. If you do, at best, you are still working at home and have no meetings. At worst, by ten o’clock, it is clear on your Zoom calls that something is amiss. (Your boss keeps asking you to be quiet, Mar. Might be a tip-off that the old tequila friendship is about to go south.)

9 On Margarita Day, do not stand between Tiny, the WWF champ, and his first margarita. If you, at best, he will go around you…

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