Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: What is a dentist’s favorite Dinosaur?
A teacher asks her class what the most important letter is. A student puts up his hand and says ‘G’. The teacher walks over to him and says, “Why is that, Angus?”
For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.
Q: How is Christmas like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.