12 Things to Tell Your Family When They Ask (AGAIN) Why You’re Not a Bestselling Author Yet


Check out this great post from the Novelty Revisions Blog with 12 Things to Tell Your Family When They Ask (AGAIN) Why You’re Not a Bestselling Author Yet

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1. I forgot how to write. Yep. I have no idea how to do it. What?

2. Bestselling author? Who’d want that??

3. Writing is hard, dude.

4. Sometimes I almost finish books and then I just abandon them and start new ones. I hear it’s a common issue.

5. I DON’T WANNA.

6. The Green Brothers keep writing books and stealing my spot.

7. It’s taking so long because GENIUS CAN’T BE RUSHED.

8. I have this procrastination problem? I’m thinking of seeing someone about that.

9. Oh, I also have this problem where sometimes all my fingers spontaneously break and then magically heal.

10. I’m almost done!

11. I’m secretly a bestselling author under a pen name? No I can’t tell you what it is??

12. I’ll let you know when I’m close. I’ll get there someday, I promise. 🙂


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