Tie One On Day – November 22nd
Q: What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A beer in each hand!
Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: “Olive or twist?”
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?
A: Tequila Mockingbird
Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?
A: The monkey bars!
Black Friday – November 24th
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: Why don’t kittens like going to the mall?
A: They prefer a cat-alog.
I always get really frustrated trying to put the new clothes I bought in my wardrobe. Think I could do with some Hanger Management.
National Cookie/Cake Day – November 26th
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q: What cookie makes you rich?
A: A fortune cookie!
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?