National Days – Week of November 20th

Tie One On Day – November 22nd

Q: What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?

A: A beer in each hand!

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Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?

A: “Olive or twist?”

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Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?

A: Tequila Mockingbird

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Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?

A: The monkey bars!

Black Friday – November 24th

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping?

A: At the Darth Maul, of course.

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Q: Why don’t kittens like going to the mall?

A: They prefer a cat-alog.

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I always get really frustrated trying to put the new clothes I bought in my wardrobe. Think I could do with some Hanger Management.

National Cookie/Cake Day – November 26th

Q: Why did the students eat their homework?

A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

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Q: What cookie makes you rich?

A: A fortune cookie!

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Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?