It’s Thanksgiving in the United States today. As we reflect on what we’re thankful for and spend time with our families, I wanted to wish the blogging community a great day which, in the U.S., kicks off the holiday season.
I’m thankful for all of you and for how you’ve helped me grow as an author and blogger this year.
Here is some Holiday humor for your enjoyment:
Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!