Cardinal Wolsey Visits A Convent – Guest Post by, Ian Hutson…

Check out this guest post by Ian Hutson from The Story Reading Ape Blog

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The Cardinal, the Dragon, the Hailstorm, the Engineer and the Convent.

Stop me if you’ve already heard this one…

No, but seriously, at the moment the Cardinal and I are still on the Llangollen Canal, enjoying a slow mooch away from the World Heritage terrors of the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct. It is August – high season and school holidays – and yet I find that I can get almost any mooring that I want simply by dancing up and down on the roof, shouting gibberish and brandishing Mother’s shrunken head on a stick.

I should perhaps clarify that I refer to it as “Mother’s” shrunken head because it is virtually all that I have to remember her by, bequeathed to me in a codicil (and in a particularly grubby jam-jar among many such) as she lay in her cot in the Special Air Service’s Regimental Rest Home in Belize…

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4 thoughts on “Cardinal Wolsey Visits A Convent – Guest Post by, Ian Hutson…

  1. Sir, thank you. As a token of my gratitude, come the global revolution when I am made Lord High He-Who (Must Be Obeyed), I shall spare you and not require that you work in my salt mines. Can’t say fairer than that, eh? 😉

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