National Days – Week of July 31st, 2017


July 31st – National Mutt Day

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Q: What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

A: That hit the spot!

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

A: Dingo Starr!

Q: What do you call a dog magician?

A: A labracadabrador.

Q: What do you call a frozen dog?

A: A pupsicle.

August 1st – National Girlfriends Day

girlfriend1Q: What did the artist say to his girlfriend?

A: I really love you with all my art!

Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

The mobster told everyone his ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, he meant you will need a map and a shovel to find her.

Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?
The thief was spending less then his girlfriend.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A girlfriend to show him how to work it.

August 4th – National Grab Some Nuts Day (write your own jokes)

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