Friday Funny – National Days


 

July 7th is:

  • National Father Daughter  Take a Walk Day
  • National Strawberry Sundae Day
  • National Macaroni Day

Here are some jokes to make the day special:

dad daughterDad Jokes:

I love to torture my 9 year-old daughter with terrible dad jokes. Here is a sample:

  • Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
  • Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind it’s tearable.
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  • How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
  • Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

ice creamIce Cream Jokes:

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I’ll be very annoyed!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tobias.
Tobias who?
Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.

Q:What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream?

A: You get Breyer’s remorse!

Q: Where is the best place to get an ice cream?

A: In sundae school

Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?

A: What’s the scoop

funny-picture-overdressed-pastaMacaroni/Pasta Jokes:

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

A: He pasta way.

Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

A: Fetuccini A-fraid-o

Q: What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?

A: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta.

Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?

A: The meat ball!

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