Jokes about Amazon buying Whole Foods

This week, Amazon, in a bid to compete with retail giant Walmart, proposed purchasing grocery chain, Whole Foods, for $13.1 billion. That’s when the jokes started.

alexaJeff Bezos: “Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods.”

Alexa: “Sure, Jeff. Buying Whole Foods now.”

Jeff Bezos: “WHA- ahh go ahead.”

paycheckAnd we all know how much it costs to shop at Whole Foods:

Amazon buys Whole Foods for 13.7 billion, roughly equivalent to 11 shopping bags of their organic berries.

Who among us can leave a Whole Foods without spending $13.7 billion?

After seeing what Amazon is paying for Whole Foods, it’s nice to know I wasn’t the only one overcharged.

If I had a nickel for all the “Whole Foods is expensive” jokes I’ve seen today I could probably buy some peanut butter at Whole Foods.

amazondroneFuture Prediction:

AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online

AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen

Can we expect avocado toast delivery via drone?


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