Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy
Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.