Friday Funnies

guardians of the g

Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy


Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap

soft drink

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.


A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.


eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

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