Friday Nerd Jokes

I consider myself a nerd, so I don’t mind posting these. If you get these jokes, then, guess what, you’re one too.

1-jA group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

“What do we want?”

“Time travel”

“When do we want it?”

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just change the standard to darkness.
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Have you heard about the sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.
How do you know the moon is going broke? It’s down to its last quarter.

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