Friday Nerd Jokes


I consider myself a nerd, so I don’t mind posting these. If you get these jokes, then, guess what, you’re one too.


1-jA group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

“What do we want?”

“Time travel”

“When do we want it?”

“Irrelevant.”
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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just change the standard to darkness.
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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
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Have you heard about the sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.
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How do you know the moon is going broke? It’s down to its last quarter.

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