Friday Technology Jokes


1-joke

I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me? “Whereisthespacebar?”

windows

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

goo

Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body?
Siri: The second page of a Google search.

istory

The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.

5 thoughts on “Friday Technology Jokes

      1. I hope you are right about the seat loss – but I am too aware of cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias to take it as gospel that these reps won’t be reelected (with the help of gerrymandered districts).

        I am still reading too many “wait and see” comments which can only remind me of how the Nazi’s were allowed to take hold of Germany. Early resistance is KEY, and Americans are not united in resisting even THIS – witness yesterday’s vote, which makes NO sense!!
        xx,
        mgh

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