May the Fourth Jokes

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Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi


Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

A: Wookieleaks


An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”

The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”

“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”


Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.

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