Friday Funnies


1-spag carMy sister bet me that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

2-bulb

Q: How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A Brazilian.

3-bagel

Q: What kind of bagel can fly?

A: A plain bagel.

4-tail

Q: Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

A: A retail store

4-pterodactyl

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the ‘P’ is silent.

 

6 thoughts on “Friday Funnies

  1. Great jokes! Here is one else for you:

    Two burglars burst into a psychic’s office & demand:
    – Hang over the cash!
    – God Lord! – the woman wonders. – I expected you to come only the next morning…

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