My sister bet me that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
Q: How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A Brazilian.
Q: What kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
Q: Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
A: A retail store
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘P’ is silent.