Check out Humphrey to the Rescue from the Porter Girl blog.
The chapter from which this excerpt originates is titled ‘Humphrey To The Rescue’, but regular readers will recognise it from previous post, Medieval Rumpy-Pumpy. This isn’t the whole chapter, as I know you are really only interested in the filthy bits. You naughty, naughty readers, you.
PorterGirl – The Vanishing Lord
Humphrey To The Rescue
Wearing a disguise hastily thrown together from the contents of the College lost property box, Deputy Head Porter and sidekick Hugh from the Unlikely Law Association are searching the rival Hawkins College for a suspicious character. Unfortunately, during their endeavours they are mistaken for visiting lecturers and Deputy Head Porter finds herself in the unenviable position of having to give a lecture in medieval French…
PorterGirl – The Vanishing Lord coming June 2017!