Q: How can you tell if a computer geek is an extrovert?
A: They stare at your shoes when you talk instead of their own.
Q: Why did the programmer use the entire bottle of shampoo during one shower?
A: Because the bottle said “Lather, Rinse, Repeat”; an obvious loop.
Failure is not an option. It’s included with your Microsoft product.
The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8
I’ve never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.