Pun-gent Friday


siliconA funny criminal is a silicon.

math

I know a mathematician who could not afford to buy lunch. He could binomial.

ski jumpA novice skier often jumps to contusions.

mensa

My wife is a Mensa member and a seamstress – she’s a clever sew and sew.

crows

There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.

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