Smack on the Nose & Spritz with the Water Bottle


Do you know an angry hero? Charles Yallowitz brings us some ‘practical’ ways to deal with him or her from his Legends of Windemere blog

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Angry heroes can really cause a mess.  It isn’t that they don’t know about hygiene or can’t figure out how to use a vacuum.  More that they lose control and attack the nearest person or object.  Yes, that hat rack your ancestor brought over on the Mayflower and its authentic Sears price tag is in danger.  I mean, you just can’t live with these people unless you have your affairs in order and rental insurance.  So, what can you do to make things bearable or even entertaining?

  1. Move to a new house.  Seriously, this is the easiest thing to do.  Let the angry hero trash the big mansion and you’ll enjoy your apartment.
  2. Barring the existence of a healing factor or some other reason the guy/gal can’t be injured, you can purchase a tranquilizer gun.  Just put him down with enough to knock out a bull elephant and make…

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