What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!
What do you call Chewbacca with bits of chocolate in his hair?
A chocolate chip wookie.
Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?
In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.
Author Don Massenzio
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Author Don Massenzio 
Reblogging I see, good for you. If you read Lardy Arms, you may want to reblog it, who knows maybe a little more buzz from your audience. Still funny the second time around, don’t give up buddy, Toyoda will catch on, it may take a few more tries, but I have a feeling that it will be sooner than later, may the force be with you
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Read it. Funny stuff…not my style, though.
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Fair enough , thanks for reading buddy. Toyada will catch on, perhaps Miss Scarlet is more up your alley
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Reblogged this on All About Writing and more.
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Thanks for sharing
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The first two hurt, but that third one was great.
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