A woman called an airline
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
“Sure, as long as you provide your own kennel.” The kennel needs to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
A Canadian psychologist is
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog
is smarter than you.
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Need cheering up? 😄
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Cute post! Thanks for the smile and chuckles. 😉
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You’re welcome
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Appreciated funny break for a Tuesday. Thank you. 😀 😀 😀
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You’re welcome.
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I needed a smile today! Thanks!
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Glad I could help
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Reblogged this on Mysticalwriter and commented:
Tuesday’s funny dogs from Don
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Thanks for the reblog.
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Awesome thanks for the good laugh!
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