Tuesday Funny – Family


Hearing

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%. He went back in a month and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

kids

Mary was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest.”

“What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,” her friend said.

So Mary bought a playpen.

A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.

“Superb! I can’t believe it,” Mary said. “I get in that pen with a good book and the kids don’t bother me one bit!”

biker

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her traditional parents and they were appalled by his appearance… leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.”

“Oh please, Mom,” replied the daughter, “if he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

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