Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?
A: Her wedding cake.
A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you” said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :”It’s just a phase you’re going through”.
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
Author Don Massenzio 