Sunday Funny – Easter Jokes

Q. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A. It might crack up!

Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare-dryer!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A. Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A. He said it was eggs-cellent!

Q. How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A. By hare-plane!

Q. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A. Eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!