Sunday Funny – March Madness


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Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

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Q: What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?

A: Become a referee.

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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?”

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