A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.” The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!” The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!” The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Seriously?!
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that’s a hardware problem.
😆 The first one takes the cake!
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I like that one as well.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thank you so much.
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Great jokes Don 👍😃
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The first one is like a puzzle. Love it. Great laughs to start the weekend.
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Thank you.
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Reblogged this on A Grateful Man and commented:
I live in Silicon Valley and many of my friends are techies, so this reblog is in honor of them.
With Love,
Russ
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Thanks for the reblog.
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These are good, especially the first one.
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Thanks Sandra
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Really funny with a great twist at the end. 😀 — Suzanne
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Glad you enjoyed it.
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All are hilarious…
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Thank you
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