My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Q: How come oysters never donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.