Monday Funny – Politics

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If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.

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